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no real translation; suffix that can be added freely to ANY word... 
e.g.: Shutup, dickwad! Piss off, asswad! Go away, stainwad!
HomoSexual
John is an arse bandit
anus
British equivalent of asshole
afternoon
This word is used extensively in Australia and also in England in some places.
Derogatory term for male homosexual. "Whatever you say, ass boy."
buttocks
Now acceptable term on US television. 'John has a big ass.'
asshole, shithead
Adj;
Said in place of saying no, or when someone says something stupid and a
smart retort is needed. Usage: Not quite, assfuck.
anus; detrimental person
second meaning very common nowadays. 'Mary thinks that John is an asshole.'
human male
Used detrimentally. 'Hey, asswipe, when are you going to give me back the five bucks you borrowed from me?'
toilet paper
Not commonly used today.
Worthless piece of paper, like a parking ticket
likable older gay male, not necessarily effeminate
stupid or silly person
Generally
used in response to an unintelligent action, such as in "Don't be a
ball." or sarcastically responding to something stupid said: "Okay....
ball." or as an observation of another's character (or lack thereof):
"Hope is such a ball." This word comes from the reference to the
testicle.
to fornicate
Popular term in the US during the 70s
testicle
Usually used in the plural. Not considered obscene today. 'John has a big pair of balls.'
cold
mainly used in the phrase 'it's bloody baltic'
to fornicate
Does not seem to have intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.'
The visible shape that the male genitals make in one's pants
'John has a big basket.'
a despicable person, illegitamate male
very common term, less offenssive today than a generation ago: 'Mary believes that John is a real bastard.'
gay steam bath
common term for steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last night.'
have one's menstrual period
stronger than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
a hairy beefy gay male
'Both Mary and John like bears.'
the form of a couple during intercourse
Often used with "to make." John made the beast with two backs with Mary last night.
jack off (verb, trans. and intransitive)
variation of jack off. Used less commonly. 'John beats off twice a night.'
Vagina
Usage:
Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; Show me your beaver, love.
Etymology: Probably from furry skin of animal of similar name
Pronounciation: Bee-vah
well-built male
used by both the heterosexual and homosexual communities. 'Mary gets turned on by beef.'
offensive term for the female genitals
using
this term to describe an induvidual girls parts, when she is present
will invite quite a lot of abuse, as it alludes to a female being well
packed and not very clean, i.e. 'Mary, I bet when you're in the shower
with the window open, your beef curtains flap around in the wind'
followed by a slap and a thud as john hits the floor.
tip of the penis
enlish
slang, can be used to desribe the body part or as an insult, words
should be rung together, as if the second l was the beginging of end,
an idiot (usually male)
derived from rhyming slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though "Berkley" would normally be pronounced, "BARKley"
bisexual
abbreviated form of bisexual: 'John is bi.'
variant of bitch
Can be used to refer to a male or a female, a friend or an enemy. eg: "What are you doing, biatch?"
bathroom, restroom
Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.'
an oppressive woman
term
has gained general acceptance in recent times; original terms refers to
'female dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a vicious bitch.'
oh my gosh
english slang, used to express shock, the h can be silent,(for accent purposes), better sounding when pronounsed slower.
fellatio
Standard unacceptable term. 'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
To ejaculate, to indicate surprise or excitement
John blew his wad when he won the lottery John blew his wad when he saw mary naked.
To spend all of your money
John took Mary out and blew his wad on an expensive meal.
big ol bitch
used to describe extremely obese women. ie. hey, look out for the bob.
ugly woman
That bird is a right boiler
Have intercourse with. 'John likes to boink Mary.'
current slang.
uk slang the chap is a bit balls,or a load of bolicks
erection
Term not heard much today: 'John had his first boner when he was ten.'
breast (female)
Relatively acceptable today. 'Mary has big boobs.'
to sniff an asshole; to butter someone up in order to win a favor.
First meaning uncommon; second meaning common in the military and other large organizational institutions.
pal, guy
Very used in the States
One who copulates in the rectum.
See 'buggery'.
The act of copulating in the rectum.
A legal term in British and Canadian law.
well built physiologically
'John is built like a brick shithouse.'
masculine lesbian
synonym for diesel dyke. Term not commonly used today.
person (male) who bangs bums
it should be quite clear in what circumstance(s) this word could be used
anus
very popular usage among US adolescents due in large part to MTV's Beavis and Butthead. Huhuhuhuhuh.
buttocks
'Mary likes John's buns.'
black person
very derogatory term referring to Blacks; derived from their jungle origins.
masculine
Term
used may be used in heterosexual community, but is frequent (or used to
be) in the gay community. 'Mary is very butch, and so is John.'
someone who cacks
Used as provocative gesture to unsavoury characters: eg "Sod off you cacker Rawhide"
vagina
a vagina as seen through a tight pair of jeans or pants.10
Restroom, room with a toilet (toilets). 'John passed out in the can.'
Very commonly used.
A cigarette
John, if you keep smoking those cancer sticks the way you do, they'll kill you.
(noun) a person who performs cunninlingus
whorehouse
Not used as commonly as 'whorehouse': "John found out that Mary was earning 10 bucks a night at the local cathouse."
hymen, state of being verginal
standard
colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary lost her cherry when she
was 14.' Term can be used for males who have had their first sexual
experience: 'John lost his cherry last night.'
Gay male who likes underage males.
Alternative form of 'chicken queen', used by 'masculine' gay males. 'John considers himself a chicken hawk.'
gay male who is attracted to underage males homosexuals
Used somewhat derogatorily.
underage male.
Used in the gay world only.
a stupid person
You're thick - i.e. 'You're a chief' Not rude at all.
penis
Popular high school word. Not to be confused with "chode", which isn't as strong, and only means stupid or dumb
Have anal intercourse
John and George danced the chocolate cha cha all night.
dumb person; can be used alone OR as a prefix OR as a suffix
e.g.: Shut up, chodelick! Piss off, dickchode! You're a chode!
to masturbate
"Bill was choking the chicken while reading Playboy"
Eat Pussy
Can be used as a command
An insult
A
bible thumping, back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a
Backslidious Hypocritious:) and simply called a Chian!!!!
male who is attracted to fat homosexuals
used humnorously. 'Mary thinks that John is a chubby chaser.'
throw
"to throw a ball"
to vomit
"I'm going to chuck..."
An event where a group of males stand facing each other in a circle, each one masturbating.
Not
used in the straight community much except by young adoleschents who
are first experiencing the joys of sex. 'John takes part in a circle
jerk every Saturday night.'
gonorrhea
Common term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.'
circumcised
A sexual game between two women
The
sex fight game, played between two women who fuck each other with their
clits. For more details about the sex fight game see the phrase sex
fighter
clitoris
abbreviated form of clitoris. This word should not be used in the presence of women except politically uncorrect ones.
Hiding ones gayness.
Term
originated as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to refer to
acknowledging ones gayness: 'John was in the closet for a long time
before he came out of the closet last year.' Term has since been
extended to refer to any skeleton in the closet; i.e., anything one is
unwilling to be open about.
A person in the closet.
Term used only in the gay community, not used much today. 'John was a closet queen before he came out.'
A piece of leather (usually) worn around the shank of the penis
It
purpose is to enhance an erection. 'John bought a new cock ring and
wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the closet in the TV film
'Tales of the City.'
penis
This is one of the more common synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.'
A fellator
Any male person. Canadian term.
A fellator; any male person.
The term is used in a deragatory and insulting way. 'Hey, you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms back to John.'
ejaculate
sometimes spelled as 'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated like 'come': "John came this morning."
Stain (usually found on sheets)created by the remnants of intercourse fluids. Someone who is a real jerk.
"Did you get the come stain out of the sheet?" "Fuck you , come stain." Also may be spelled cum stain.
black person
to have anal intercourse with someone
This terms seems to be passing into obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.'
black person
Derogatory
term for Blacks. Its origins refer to the US's period of slavery. It is
a BIG insult to any black person in America.
body lice found in the pubic area
Old term. 'Mary found crabs in her pubes.'
white person
A term used toward white people, although most Whites do not seem to be offended by this term.
feces
Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!'
defecate
Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
defecate
Like
other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room
conversation. Its direct object is the goal of location: 'John crapped
his pants.'
restroom, toilet
Common
term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room
conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is sitting on the
crapper.' This term became immortalized when the flush toilet was
invented by a Mr. Crapper.
to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)
In
addition to its obvious meaning term may also refer to someone getting
very excited over something: 'John creamed his jeans when he saw the
nude photo of James Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's
restored '57 Chev.'
semen, ejaculate
Possibly
from "to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in the porn
industry (vide porn video dialogues & titles); also used as a verb,
as in "John is cumming inside Mary".
vagina
Considered more offensive than 'fuck' today.
woman
A very offensive word refering to a woman, stronger than 'bitch.'
gay male who is attracted to East Indian homosexuals
Used humnorously. Considered racist. 'John came back from India a curry queen.'
circumcised, having the foreskin of the penis, or the clitoris removed.
Males
were circumcised back in Biblical times as a form of obediance, and as
a sacrifice to the Almighty Lord. Women in some Indian civilizations
were circumcised as a ritual, and a form of punishment. (The purpose of
this is to desensitize the woman so that sex is no longer enjoyable.
circumcised
seems to be more British than American. See 'clipped.'
black person
This
is used a lot by older white people when referring to any black person.
It is not as offensive as nigger, but it is still has very strong
undertones.
penis
shouldn't be used in parlor room conversatin.
someone who acts like a jerk. Asshole.
"Eat me, you fucking dickwad"
have intercourse with
unoffenive slang term.
to have intercourse with
This
verb is used only transitively; it does not have the intransitive use
that 'fuck' and 'screw' have: 'John diddled Mary.' '*John and Mary were
diddling.'
masculine lesbian
Term used humorously but considered offensive by lesbians.
fake penis
Also the name of a town in Newfoundland.
male person
Detrimental term; implies the person is a loser.
shit that dingles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole
Not commonly known. Original meanings refers to a species of berry found in the Southeastern part of the U.S.
penis
Slightly cute form of 'cock, pecker'. 'Mary thinks that John has a funny-looking dink.'
any male person.
Used as a derogatory term. Probably based on 'dipstick'.
"Doesn't
know nothing" or "Can't tell good from bad" or, in reference to a
person, an idiot. Common expression in Southwestern U.S. A older and
more completeversion is "Doesn't know shit from shinola and thinks they
are both fat meat." Shinola was a popular brand of dark shoepolish.
penis
Not
as common as 'cock' or 'pecker'. This word made history when a chief
justice who was being confirmed for the Court was said to be called
'Long Dong Daddy.'
feces
unoffensive term, originally childish. . 'Mary saw the doo-doo on the lawn.'
male person
derogatory term.
penis
dress of the opposite sex.
Term
originated in gay community, is now widely used in the heterosexual
community. 'John like going in drag.' Not to be confused with 'cross
dressing', drag tends now to be used as a a humorous term or to the
show business. 'Cross dressing' is more general and politically correct.
A person who likes to dress up in feminine clothes
Term
refers to those who do shows or like to be outrageously over dressed.
Term immortalized in the movie 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'. 'Alice
Springs never was the same after the three drag queens left.'
To fuck someone between the breasts
I'd sure like to dutch fuck her.
lesbian
Term used amongst lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of the community.
A
derogatory expression, it has no specific meaning. Used when the
speaker it annoyed about someting: 'John told Mary to eat shit.'
electronic address, e-mail address
a female who enjoys the company of gay men.
Can
be derogatory, as there is a stereotypical image of a fat, unattractive
woman who cannot get her own men so she hangs around gay men.
heterosexual male who enjoys the company of homosexual males.
Newly coined term.
homosexual male
abbreviated form of 'faggot'. Slightly less derogatory than faggot.
homosexual male
used by gays to refer to each other--often humorously; otherwise it is considered derogatory.
homosexual male, especially effeminate
literally
refers to creatures of legend/myth such as the character 'Puck' in
Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream"; "He's a fairy."
The gas passed while farting.
not very offensive today. 'Did you smell that fart?'
to pass wind, flatuate
less offensive today than in the past.
to do something very slowly, without conviction
Lkke
other terms using 'fart', this expression is almost neutral: 'John just
farts along writing his thesis.' 'That car in front of us holding up
traffic is just farting along.'
to spend time doing innocuous things or nothing at all
hardly offensive today.
sucking one's own semen from the anus of the most recent anal sex recipient
yechhhhh
A man who orgasms into another man's rectum and then eats all of what he has deposited
Adam is a faltcher; I think I'm going to be your feltcher. James was feltching me something fierce last night.
to insert one's finger into a vagina or a rectum for sexual tittilation.
Term can be used to refer to a rectal digital examination: "John enjoys getting finger-fucked by his physician."
Woman (women)
Used by gay men in a derogatory sense; refers to the putatively offensive odor emitted by female genitalia
to insert a clenched fist into a rectum
Not necessarily limited to the gay world.
Vagina
Usage:
Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; You can see her flange Etymology:
From engineering - flange, projecting or raised edge... used to make
connection.
Invitation for intercourse.
Australian term.
four people involved in sex together
Refers to any combination of gender. This construction is productive, though rare above four.
the act of french kissing
Common term today. 'John likes the french kisses he gets from Bill and Mary.'
to insert tongue into mouth while kissing
Common term today. 'John likes to french kiss Bill and Mary.'
A condom with appendages on the end supposedly to give more sensation to the recipient.
'John screwed Mary with a french tickler.'
homosexual male
term not used much today.
a woman who likes the company of male homosexuals
An alternate form of 'fag hag'; used humorously. 'Mary is a fruit fly.'
(no meaning)
Term
can be used with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence
initial position: 'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 'The fuck you
say!' It can also be used with the definite article: 'Like fuck I'm
going to date Mary tonight!'
the act of fucking' (roughly)
Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck last night.'
have intercourse
See fuck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are fucking.
to have intercourse with someone.
This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In
the last twenty years it has become more acceptable in various
contexts. Still not acceptable in parlour room contexts, in school,
etc. Though banned on American TV it can be heard on Canadian TV and
radio in certain limited cases.
do nothing imporant or nothing at all.
"John's just fucking around today."
go away
Used an expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, fuck around!"
To be somehwt dishonest with someone.
"John's fucking Mary around all the time."
Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.
go away
Usually used as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck off, asshole!"
get lost
Outside
of the literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has
abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to
go fuck himself.
make a mistake
See fuck (transitive).
(1) to make a mess out of something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable.
See fuck up (intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment up." (2) "John's parents really fucked him up."
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
Derived from and generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope."
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
See 'fuck up'.
to be using larger doses of drugs than normal such as alcohol or acid
Used in the drug community for people who are tripping hard.
a male person
Derogatory term: 'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'
One who fucks
'John is a squirrely fucker.'
(no specific meaning)
term is commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fucking asshole.'
short for fucking ugly
"Damn, that bitch was fugly"
a group performing sex on an individual
The group usually refers to males. 'John was the victom of a gangbang.'
to peform in a gangbang
'John was gangbanged while in jail.'
A female who is less than a woman, who hangs out with or participates with a crowd that is involved in gang activity
Natolie is a Gansta Bitch; No I am not talking to you Im talking to that Gangsta Bitch over on the corner
get fucked
Said in a derogtory way. Why don't you go get bent!
have sex
'John got it on with Mary.'
get an erection
rather mild term: 'John got it up when he read Playbunnie.'
have intercourse
Relatively
common term, but not acceptable in polite society. Originally, term
probably required a female subject, but either gender may be a subject
today: 'John got laid last night.'
ejaculate
'John finally got off when Mary shoved a dildo up his ass.
correct personality deficiency; prepare one's self
"I
wish Mary would get her shit together and quit letting Bill beat her up
whenever he gets drunk;" "The customer expects up at 8am-- be sure you
have your shit together."
to care
Usually used with negative particle: 'John doesn't give a shit about Mary.'
a hole in a partition dividing two toilets
I'll
leave the function of this hole up to the imagination of the readers.
If the reader can't figure it out, he should consult his gay buddies,
unless, of course, the reader is homophobic, in which case, presumably,
he would have no gay buddies.
a hole in the ground formerly excavated for mining.
These
glory holes have become overgrown with grass and weeds since they were
abandoned and pose a threat to unwary hikers. There is a state park in
the Sonora region of California called 'Glory Hole State Park' The name
of this park must amuse all of the Bay Area queens who like to cruise
around in the foothills.
perform oral sex
This term is not very commonly used today. 'John and Mary went down on each other.'
The act of performing fellatio.
(expletive)
Probably
the oldest curse in English.Is considered very strong by the religious,
though many persons of the collar have been heard to use it. Sometimes
it is spelled 'goddam': 'John is a god damn liar.'
the act of urinating on another person.
Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
oriental person
Asians do not like this term at all.
Anal Intercourse
Mary likes to have it Greek.
A Negro, or person of African descent
A
pejorative term for African-Americans, or Negroes. Used extensively in
New England (USA). Example: "You drive like a Groe..," meaning, you
drive like a Negro (with no respect for other drivers).
the contractions of the rectum during anal sex
from the English "gross" meaning disgusting or vile!
blow job from an old (toothless) person
derived from "hummer" with alteration concerning lack of teeth in mouth: "Sometimes I wish Bert would give me a gummer."
vagina
not as insulting as cunt for obvious reasons.10
penile rection
Most common of the synonyms for erection. "John woke up with a hard-on."
to copulate
'John had Mary last night.'
to take unscrupulous advantage of
'John was had by the salesman.'
fellatio
To give or receive. Unisex..'Mary asked John if she could give him head'
A male, derogatory. synonomous with dork
lower intestinal tract surrounding the anus
This
word is very well known to gays. It is a very visual descriptive word
which shouldn't need too much explaining. An example of its usage is,
"Hey Bobby.....you want to ride down my hershey highway?"
An openly gay man. Influences others by the showing of the penis etc.
Originated from an individual named Sean Hodgson. Example: John is such a hodgie! He showed his dick to me last night!
white person
A
rather humorous term used toward white people. I don't believe most
Whites are offended by this term at all. Back in the day, some white
men use to sit outside the Globe Theater in Harlem in their big
American cars....waiting for the black women that performed that night
to come out. (most of the black female performers doubled as
prostitutes) If the white men wanted to have sex with a certain black
perfomer then he would honk his horn for her to come over to his car.
Thus, the word "honkey" was coined.
To spit
Used in 'Wayne's World'.
Used to inquire as to one's state of well being.
John:
How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: not too bad thanks for asking. OR
John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: A little to the left and in
the dirt.
blow job
current slang
to have a large penis
'Hung' has no comparative or superlative form. 'John is really hung.' '*John is hunger than Bill.'
hemorroids
another
term for hemorroids referring to one of the symptoms. That symptom
being the itching sensation of the sphincter. "I've got the itchy eye!"
masturbate
(also transitive). 'John jacked off after Mary went home.'
masturbate another person
The direct object is a male. 'Mary jacked John off since she wouldn't screw him.'
to jack off
(verb)ok to use in class (i have and teachers usually don't mind(just be care full))
"nothing". Emphasis on "shit".Used in the phrase, "John doesn't know jackshit about women."
(N. Amer.) v. to steal
[jei]
etym. origin probably from the bird "jay", which feeds by sweeping down
to the ground and picking up morsels of food in that manner. ex. He
jayed my baseball cap!
masturbate
Used as an alternative to 'jack off' in both senses.
An
expletive, considered offensive by the religious. The source of the
middle initial is uncertain. 'Jesus H. Christ! You can't be pregnant!'
sperm
Common a generation ago, this term is fading, being replaced with 'come'.
sperm
Almost obsolete form of 'jizz'.
restroom, room with a toilet (toilets)
Very commonly used. 'Mary woke up in the john.'
the client of a prostitute
Becky was paid well by her john for the nooner. Presumably derived from a johns need for anonymity.
breasts
Mary has got a massive pair of jugs
Horny for black men
Racially
biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a white woman. When
Mary learned that Debbie's boyfriend was black, she was surprised and
said, "You got jungle fever?"
Horny for black men
Racially
biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a white woman. When
Mary learned that Debbie's boyfriend was black, she was surprised and
said, "You got jungle fever?"
jewish person
(rhymes with bike)
impregnate
American term. In Britain in means to get someone up by knocking. 'John knocked Mary up last week.'
breasts
Providence:
more common in the United Kingdom than in North America Pronunciation:
rhymes with talkers Etymology: breasts knock against each other when
moving Example: "Ooooh, look at the size of her knockers!"
be very competent
"When it comes to plumbing, Bill really knows his shit."
Word used in place of dirty word
Made
popular on late night show by Connan O'Brian. Proper Use is, "What a
load of krunk" or "Oh boy, is the krunk going to hit the fan"
foreskin
{sexual instinct; lust}
John's Libido was high the first night he was alone with Mary. pronounced lu-bee-dough)
watercloset, restroom, toilet
British term: 'John has gone to the loo.'
sexually permiscuous
Origannly said of women, but could be said of men: 'John and Mary are both very loose'
Circumcised penis
This term not currently in use. It seems to have been used in the 30's and 40's.
semen
Not commonly used: 'John squirted his love juice all over Mary.'
the middle male in a threesome
Implies
John is fucking one person while getting fucked by another. Used in the
gay world, but could be used in menage a trois with two men and one
woman.
penis
Unlike 'cock', this noun can not be counted: *'John has a big meat.' but: 'John has a big piece of meat.'
penis. (Not common)
"Do you want to play with my meat puppet?
butch men in a row
Term
refers to butch or hunky men lined up at a bar or at tables along the
wall in a bar or some gay establishment. The men are obviously waiting
to be picked up. Term could be used by women in search of hetersexual
guys.
Erection of the penis first thing in the morning
A very gross person
This
term could be the most offenseive expressed in the language. Ir shows
intense anger of the speaker. In certain dialects it has been shortened
to 'mother', but with still the same intensity in meaning. 'mohter' has
become so bad, that now spekaers of such dialects do one refer to eir
mothers as 'mother; but use a different term such as 'mama, ma, mom':
'John is a real mother fucker.
(an expletive)
Derived form 'mother fucker,' it is as offensive as 'motherfucker.'
one who performs oral sex on a woman
'John thinks that muff divers are repulsive.'
No Fucking Good
Usage example: Your idea is NFG.
effeminate
refers to males, usually gay though not necessarily: 'John is a bit nellie.'
(see nigger)
black person
This
is probably the most explosive and violatile word in the English
language, even more so than "mother fucker." It is commonly used by
Blacks amongst themselves, as in, "Hey!..little nigga..wazzzup?"
However, it is a VERY, VERY strong word when used by any non-black
person toward any black person. For more on the subject of "Black
English," see The Totally Unofficial Rap Dictionary also provided by
Hans-Christian Holm.
sex
Spelling
uncertain. Seems to be etymologically related to the Dutch word 'neuken
(to fuck).' 'John's going out to look for a little nookey tonight.'
dorky, very annoying person
"My college roommate is a noonan." Derived from an ND freshman with the roommie from hell, Allison.
sex at noon (during one's lunch break)
Term usually refers to males who can't get away from home in the evening.
the person involved in a nooner
Term usually refers to males who can't get away from home in the evening.
HomoSexual
John is a nudger
testicle
Alternate form of 'ball'. 'John has small nuts.'
Expression
used when an unexpected or undesirable event has occurred or is about
to occur: 'Oh shit! Now I'll never get that paper done.' 'Oh shit!
We're gonna crash!'
An older male person.
Usually used humorously, though could be considered offensive.
it's that time of the month
Used commonly when encountering foul mooded women..e.g. 'oh no, she's on the blob!'
be upset
used as a complement of 'get', 'have', 'keep, etc.: 'John got his tits in a knot and he kept them there.'
be patient
used as a complement of 'keep, etc.: 'John kept his tits on.'
rural black person
This
term refers to the "old-school" black person who does not keep current
with the "gansta" styles of music or clothing. Black people often use
this toward each other in an insulting way. This is US East Coast lingo.
nuisance
Common expression in the heterosexual community: 'John is a fucking pain in the ass.'
sperm surrounding one's neck after ejaculation
This term comes from the straight community. 'Mary is not fond of pearl necklaces.'
smegma
Not used in polite company: 'Neither John nor Mary are into pecker cheese.'
Sperm left over on a sheet or other similar object after masturbation is complete.
Noun normally used in the plural. 'John's mother found John's sheets full of pecker tracks.'
penis
almost as common as 'cock'
white person
A derogatory word for white males; used by other races.
urinate
Used fairly commonly today, Acceptable on American television. It has transitive function similar to 'piss'.
penis
Childish term. 'Johnny's pee-pee hurts.'
menstrual period
standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary started her period yesterday.'
cool; other spelling for funky
e.g.: Your new CD is phungky, dude!
a fuck
used as a complement of 'get', have': "John got a piece of ass last night.'
more commonly known as a homosexual!
phrase describing the common position of the bumholerous fuckerous
defecate
Expletetive
reference by men to defecation. Litterally: to terminate the action of
feces extrusion through the anus by contracting the muscular anal
aperture. At work Steve said, "I need to take a break, I have to pinch
one off." (Also: to "pinch a loaf")
urinate
urinate in one's clothing
E.g. "John pissed his pants." Usually has unintentional reading.
a sheepish person. Non-desript individual. Young punk. Non factor
"Don't worry about John. He's just a little piss ant.
women's labia
Very rude expression: 'John amazed at Mary's large piss flappers.'
thing or person that causes one to be angry.
Derived from the complex verb 'piss off': 'Mary finds John to be quite a piss off.'
make angry
E.g. "John pissed Mary off."
urinate for a relative long time
E.g. "John pissed up a storm." It means that John pissed and pissed and pissed.
angry
derived from 'pissed off': 'John was pissed after they threw him out of the bar.'
drunk
derived from 'pissed off': 'John got pissed at the bars last night.'
very inebriated
One of many expressions for inebriation. 'John got pissed to the Gills at the White Swallow.'
To get an erection
When John saw Mary naked he pitched a tent in his shorts.
aggressive insertive intercourse
The
passive partner can "get plowed" or "be plowed." Albee's _Virginia
Woolf_ used plow in the active sense, when Nick promised to "plow a few
pertinent wives."
to play with yourself discreetly with your hands in your pocket(s)
"I was playing pocket pool with myself as I stood in front of her"
to stand with hand(s) in pockets and fondle penis/testicles
Requires boxer shorts and pleated trousers. "Hey John, how's that game of pocket pool going?"
vagina, pussy
slang.
feces
Relatively harmless term: 'Look at all the dog poop on the front lawn!'
anus
the
passage through which excrement travels, possibly derived by analogy
from "trash chute;" a phrase often used to describe the anus in the
context of discussions of anal sex, as in "Up the old poop chute." The
variant spelling, "poopshoot," does not seem to reflect the derivation
of the word
small shovel for picking up dog feces
A
somewhat cutesy term: 'The people of big cities are expected to use
pooper- scoopers when they take their dogs out for a walk.'
anal canal
Not a common term: 'John likes to shove long slender objects up his poopshoot.'
rectal canal
Not commonly used today: 'John's got bugs up his poopshoot.'
This term is pretty self-explanatory. Be careful! It can enrage those who are the recipient of this term.
black person
A very derogatory term referring to Blacks. This word is very common among the rural areas of the US.
crazy, psychotic
derived from deranged postal workers who shoot people and then commit suicide "John went totally postal on me today."
penis
Just another word for it: 'Mary like's John's big prick.'
pubic hair or pubic area
Recent derivation: 'John found crabs in his pubes.'
masturbate
As far as it is known, 'pud' only occurs in this idiom. 'John was pulling his pud.'
to masturbate
Derived from pulling the pin of a grenaded. "John was pulling the pin last night."
vagina
also refers to a cat, but not a woman. There is some variation whether 'pussy' refers to any cat or a female cat.
A
very clumsy person. Often used amongst friends when one makes an
embarrasing play during a sports match, e.g. missing a penalty kick,
missing the backboard, etc. Derived from the word quadraplegic.
a pussy fart
i.e. an unpleasantly smelling encapsulation of gas excreted through the vagina, like a fart
gay male who is dominant and rather effeminate
This term is used on construction with many other terms.
1)A Catchall word for someone who is Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual,
Transgendered, or a straight "friend." 2)Political slant, angry. "John
is a Queer Activist."
homosexual male
Once considered very derogatory, it is being used more and more in the gay community.
used to refer to a particularly hanging vagina.
john said,"look at the quim nuts on her" whilst browsing through a crotch mag.
vagina
less offensive term than cunt
Female genitailia
(n)vulg. meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig. Scotland.
Female genitailia
(n)vulg. meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig. Scotland.
large, firm breasts
Check out the rack on that chick!
the week of the female period
slang.
orig in university campuses,with reference to annual charity 'rag'
week, mainly used to describe male frustration at girlfreinds period
i.e. 'been getting it regular with your bird eh, john' 'nah mate she's
on rag week'
when a menstruating female engages in reciprocal oral sex with a man
("69ing") and mixes his semen with her vaginal secretions and blood
during a passionate kiss after orgasming in eachother's mouths.
For more information on a Rainbow Kiss call 1-800-***-**** M-Th 10pm-12am EST. Ask for Dr. Judy.
The action and content of a males ejaculation
To Ranch; Oh, honey I am going to Ranch; I am Ranching; I have Ranched.
menstral period
'red' obviously refers to 'blood': 'Mary's red tide turns John off.'
Preforming cunnilingus during menses
To earn your "red wings" would be to eat pussy during menstration. The "eater" would then have a "blood mustache".
racist white person
This
term previously refered only to the rural prejudice whites, mostly
farmers, who have reddish necks (or a "farmer's tan"). However, its
usage has become a lot looser in the past few years and now includes
any racist white.
Describes unpleasant odour, object or person.
Often
used in conjunction with the word 'excess': e.g. "I had to get rid of
the reestie excess" trans.:"I had to rid myself of the unpleasant
odour/object/person etc." Originated in Birmingham slang.
gay male who is attracted to Asian homosexuals
Used humnorously. Considered racist.
throwing up in the toilet
Australian slang. "John got drunk and spent the whole night riding the porcelain bus."
to lick someone's anus
'Mary rimmed John's asshole.'
the act of 'rimming'--licking someone's anus
the act of sexual intercourse
example: John and Mary left to do the rump-shaker.
homosexual male
used to desribe the act of bottom sex between two gays. e.g. Richard was proud to be a sausage jockey.
penis
Origins unknown. "Pirate Pat was playing with his Scallywag."
indulgence in feces
Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
fuck (noun)
Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot screw last night.'
fuck
Can
be used as a replacement for most functions of 'fuck': screw up, screw
around, screw off. 'Screwing' does not exist as an expletive, parallel
to 'fucking'. It does exist as a gerund and a participle: 'John is
screwing Mary.' 'John thinks screwing Mary is fun.'
to take unscrupulous advantage of
'The used car salesman screwed John again.'
A sexual game played between two persons
A
sexual play in which each sexual partner tries to make his/her opponent
come first. Sex fight can be played between members of the opposite or
the same sex. For more details of this game see the phrase sex fighter.
a man or a woman who likes to play the sex fight game
A
sex fighter tries to make his/her opponent come first when he/she is
fucking with her/him. If he/she does so, he/she is the winner of the
sex fight game. He/she is better in bed than her/him. The loser comes
first !Sex fight has nothing to do with S/M. It's played with
kisses,caresses,bites, strong prick and/or cunt pushes and a lof of
dirty talking to excite your sexual opponent in order to make him/her
come first.Many times the final winner comes right after his/her
opponent. He/she is the winner anyway.Sex fight can be played between
two persons in order to find out who is the best in bed, the horniest
this time. If they have a different oppinion for something they can
play sex fight, the winner decides. E.g if the man wants to see a
basketball game and the woman wants to see a soap opera, they can use
sex fight in order to find out what they will see.Sex fight can also be
used in order to prove someone's superiority via sex. It can be played
between members of the same sex.
feces
Very
commonly used today. In addition to its literal reference, it has many,
many subreferents. It is often used as a expletive comment: 'Oh shit!'
a person
Used dentrimentally: 'John is being a shit today.'
defecate
Verb not used as much as noun.